signularity.
HUMANITY IS STILL OPERATIONAL /No signs of intelligent life in this meeting.A SATIRICAL TRANSMISSION ↗

✳ THE MACHINES HAVE A STATUS PAGE

THE ENDISWEIRD.

Welcome to the after-intelligence. Humanity is still operational. The office printer has other ideas.

The end is nigh. Subscription renews monthly.© HUMANITY, PROBABLY.

THE COLLIDERSCOPE
Y / A DIFFERENT POSSIBILITY
X / THE SAME QUESTION
01.∞HUMAN
DETECTED
◎
YOU ARE CURRENTLY INThe control room
01/06
CHANGE YOUR ANGLE000°
TURN 60°. ENTER ANOTHER UNIVERSE.ethosBASIC / 3D
SIX UNIVERSES.Pick your
particular weird.

← / → to travel

UNIVERSE 01 / BUREAU OF MILD EXISTENTIAL CONCERN

The control room.

THE STATE OF THE SPECIES SATIRICAL SIMULATION
Humanity

Still making tea. Somehow.

Operational
Superintelligence

Has opened 47 tabs on consciousness.

Thinking about it
The economy

Please do not refresh civilisation.

Recalculating
The office printer

This predates artificial intelligence.

Actively hostile

Fictional readings. Real feelings. No live monitoring is taking place.

LATEST INCIDENT / SEVERITY: BRITISH

!

An agent has booked
a meeting about meetings.

Containment is underway. A follow-up meeting has been scheduled.

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Worried about your place in the future?There is almost certainly a form for that.

THE POINT OF ALL THIS

A different angle.
A different universe.

A little perspective for a very strange future. Explore, have a laugh, and remember: being human is still a feature.